1. The only person I’ve ever blocked left a dissertation on how OCD is caused by “pessimistic thinking” and I could only be helped by praying to the spaghetti monster. (I may or may not be remembering the details correctly on that one.)
  2. There’s a tag for “fried rice”?! Yes!
  3. Thank you for this hilarious piece. : )

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