February Pouts in Corner

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February was spotted pouting in a corner this morning. When asked the reason for its protruding lower lip, it was quoted as saying: “April is getting all this attention for being SO hilarious. I don’t see what all the fuss is about. I can be fun, too!”

When contacted for comment, March stated, “I hate being stuck in the middle all the time! I’m friends with both of them. Just because I’m named after some ‘god of war’…